Guts are fun for the whole family. Nothing brings a family closer together than talking about liver function or how many ways a spleen is useful. However, please be aware that your uterus may be faulty. Apparently, small children could pull off the ovaries, sticking them in their mouths and choking on them. I myself have never had this problem, but I'm not saying that it couldn't happen.
Direct from the recall site: "If you gave the uterus as a gift, please forward this email to the recipient(s)."
"If your...uterus is NOT accessible to young children, and you wish to keep your beloved uterus, you may opt-out via email."
They cannot replace the uterus once you return it, but they will give you a refund and a discount on another organ. You have many to choose from:
"The giant orgy of guts includes heart, lungs, liver, kidney, brain, pancreas and gallbladder."I am ordering this post-haste because they referred to this being a "giant orgy". I'm all in.
If it is "being used by a young child, please remove it immediately."
It would seem to me that some child, somewhere, is going to be broken-hearted at the loss of her uterus at such a young age. So sad. Now what will she hang her dreams of the future on? Certainly not her ovaries.
There are those who will say, "Shame on you for making fun of people. You know some young girls do have to have their uterus removed for medical reasons." To those people who grumble at me, I say, "May you choke on my ovaries".
This may replace my "Suck it, all of you" line since Tina Fey used it at the SAG Awards, or the Globes, or wherever that was. She can choke on my ovaries too.
XOXO
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